“ So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
New headcanon: Obama saw The Avengers, realized how much Steve and Tony love each other, and decided the federal government shouldn’t stand in their way.
True facts.
Obviously the logical explanation.
good lord.
jesus.
Could be jesus… can`t be sure.
could be potato
(Source: lizzanator)
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do you ever just think about mountain dew
I mean look at it
that dew could be from anything on the mountain
it could be goat piss
they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle
(Source: qwexly)
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